So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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