on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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