I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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