it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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