Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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