He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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