Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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