who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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