no you cant smoke seaweed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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