your room smells of hookers.
And success
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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