Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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