just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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