dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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