I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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