unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
