I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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