Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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