should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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