i just had sex bonerless
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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