Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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