What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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