let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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