I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌