dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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