Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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