After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's never too late to be topless.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
