This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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