So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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