I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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