when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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