You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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