thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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