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he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

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you mean his girlfriend

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(312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl (313): you mean his girlfriend http://tfl.nu/d9fr

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You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."

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(503): You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin." http://tfl.nu/0mfk

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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(210): spencer pratt says his family invinted chess (1-210): that kid is like the al gore of hollywood. http://tfl.nu/qms6

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I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(603): I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed. http://tfl.nu/t2tl

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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(972): 90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina http://tfl.nu/4hnn

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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.

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(262): I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day. http://tfl.nu/uzwr

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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

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(585): My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon. http://tfl.nu/q628

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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.

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(516): This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me. http://tfl.nu/6e09

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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.

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(812): You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed. http://tfl.nu/qkrz

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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

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Like they're going to fly away?

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(407): I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much (352): Like they're going to fly away? http://tfl.nu/z6w4

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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

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THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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(503): That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal. (1-503): THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO http://tfl.nu/95vh

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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!

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Only one tier

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Tastes like cardboard anyway

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(892): YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?! (314): Only one tier (314): Tastes like cardboard anyway http://tfl.nu/1yl0

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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.

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(402): Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day. http://tfl.nu/rkpb

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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday

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(603): Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday http://tfl.nu/obg3

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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."

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(860): When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed." http://tfl.nu/60fs

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