Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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