So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.