So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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