If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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