if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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