No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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