I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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