OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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