just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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