yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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