Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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