Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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