Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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