The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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