this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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