Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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You. Win. At. Life.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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