I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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