i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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