Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm passing your future prison.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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