the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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