Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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