my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
how does that bad decision feel?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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