You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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