I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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